We were falsely led to believe that these hundred-year-old graves were "accidentally dug up" and "easily accessible." Amber is a liar.

Starlen bought some bread from Port of Subs and double-bagged it. We were both supposed to try to eat 2 feet of sandwich. I got through 18 inches at lunch. Star was a sissy and only ordered 12 inches; which he didn't eat all of.

We also found a purple grape anus slide:

• are available for hire.
• are making zines.
• are organizing events.
• are running a gallery.
• have stuff to show you.
• want your submissions.
• would like to hear from you.

have archives.